On This Day 19th January

ON THIS DAY 19th JANUARY

 

On This Day, the 19th of January 1946, the one, the only, Dolly Parton was born. And, holy cow, she's still going strong. Her full name is Dolly Rebecca Parton Dean, or Good-Golly-Miss-Dolly.

 

Dolly Parton is a singer with an amazing voice. Seriously, it's amazing. He voice will tickle your anus from over two hundred feet away.

 

Back in the day she had a massive problem with another women, who she begged not to take her man. This woman's beauty was beyond compare. She had flaming locks of auburn hair, and ivory skin beyond compare. Doesn't stop her being a complete hussy, though. Oh, Jolene. Jolene. Don't take her man just because you can.

 

On This Day, the 19th of January 1942, Michael Crawford was born.

 

Most of those as old as Crawford, who is old, but oh boy, does he look good for it, will know him as the hapless Frank Spencer in the television series Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em. Those a bit younger will know him as the star of The Phantom of the Opera.

 

Those who are even younger than that will be going, "Who the heck is Michael Crawford?" and "Phantom of the what?" and "Opera? I really love watching her television show."

 

Michael Crawford originally got the role as the Phantom in the Phantom of the Opera completely by chance. Although it may have involved some under the table tickling of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Little Lord Fauntleroys. No one is quite sure as to the details. But the tickling got so out of hand at one restaurant, the riot police were called.

 

Andrew Lloyd Webber originally cast British Rocker, Steve Harley, in the role of the Phantom. However, Lord Webber soon realised that was a huge mistake and released Harley from his basement.

 

Webber started his search for a more operatic singer. By chance, Sarah Brightman, Lord Lloyd Webber's wife, who would play Christine, the female lead (wonder how she ended up with that role?), was taking singing lessons.

 

Michael Crawford happened to be taking lessons at the same place as Sarah. When Webber heard him sing, he asked Crawford to audition, and was hired immediately. Well, immediately after the first round of under-table-tickling. Apparently, apart from a magical voice, Crawford also has magical fingers.