On this day history facts - 17th April
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY - APRIL 17th On this day in history in 1973, George Lucas began writing Star Wars. It was a simple story: Boy lives a boring life with Aunt and Uncle. Boy meets droid. Boy falls in love with droid. Pushes his buttons. Cleans his insides. Droid tries to communicate his reservations about this level of contact, but can only manage some beeps. The beeps get quicker. Boy tinkers some more. Droid ejaculates a hologram of a pretty woman. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope. Droid is embarrassed. This has never happened before. It panics and escapes. Boy chases droid. Whilst he's away "not" fixing the generators like he'd been asked to do, Boy's Aunt and Uncle get killed. Boy captures droid. Then Boy meets old man. Boy is groomed by old man. Would you like to see my Lightsaber? Whoosh it around a bit? Yep, ...