Saint George and the Dragon
The Myth and the Legends: St George and the Dragon St George slayed a dragon. Well, that's the myth about St George, but can we really believe he was able to take down a dragon? Dragons are too awesome to be taken down by a bloke with a really tiny sword. Yes, St George had a really tiny sword. All the girls said so. There are two stories surrounding the myth of St George and the Dragon. Story One: George took an all inclusive booze-cruise to Silene, Libya. Whilst there, he discovered there was a lake, within which a mighty dragon resided. Apparently the dragon was annoying the locals with renditions of various Cliff Richard songs. Or, you know, eating people. To appease the dragon, the locals fed it sheep. Then they fed it their children. Perhaps there should have been another stage between sheep and children. Oh, I dunno, perhaps cows. Or goats. Maybe chickens or pigs. Throw in a curry or ice crea...