Showing posts with label funny news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny news. Show all posts

Saturday, 5 November 2016

Stranger News: Have you seen a missing giant dog turd?

Stranger News: A look at some of the weirder stories hitting the headlines.
 
Missing: A big pile of crap.
 
A town in Spain has had its giant poo stolen. The town of Torrelodones, just outside Madrid, Spain, is facing a bill for 2,400 euros (nearly $3,000) after its 3 metre high inflatable dog turd was stolen.
 
I'm sure you are wondering why Torrelodones has a giant inflatable dog turd? It was part of a campaign aimed at dog owners to pick up their canine's droppings.
 
The town councillor, Angel Guirao, spoke to ABC newspaper, saying, "Staff were perplexed and shocked by the theft."
 
Adding, "Don't worry, though, we have already ordered a replacement excrement, as we know that the campaign has been a great success."
 
Have you seen anyone carrying a giant dog crap around town?
 
Probably not. It seems the thief was smart enough to wait until the Doggie Doo-Doo was deflated and stuffed into a carry case.
 
The massive pile of inflatable poop wasn't the only symbol of the campaign to get people to clean up their dog's number two.
 
They also have half a dozen concrete dog dungs dotted around the town bearing the message, "This is a big blockage to living together. If you have a dog, help us."
 
Do you have a weird sculpture in your town? Comment below.
 
Some other Stranger News Stories
 
 
Stranger News: Lord Heseltine brutally murdered his dog and over 350 squirrels.
 
 

Thursday, 27 October 2016

Chinese city inundated with clean butts

Also in the news (a glance at some stranger news stories):
 
Butts, there are too many butts.
 
One Chineses city has had to stop offering tissues for butts because of too many butts.
 
In Shengzhou, Zhejuang Province, China, people were encoured to collect discarded cigarette butts from the streets and hand them in for a reward of a pack of tissues.
 
They were rewarded with a pack of tissues for every 50 cigarette butts they collected and handed in.
 
It proved popular. Way too popular.

There were butts everywhere. However, not a lot of dirty butts. And you only get tissues for dirty butts.

They were inundated with butts. Almost five million of them. But the authorities cried foul play as the butts didn't seem to be dirty enough.

They believed people were shipping the butts from out of the city as they were just too clean to have been picked up from the streets.

One old lady had over 9,000 butts. Probably from her own personal supply. She smoked a lot. Reminds me of my grandmother. That'd be about a week's supply.

Also In The News

Lindsay Lohan goes missing after Christmas Lights Debacle

Gorilla Escapes London Zoo and Downs Five Litres of Undiluted Blackcurrant Squash