Humorous History Fact - April 20th
News Report - 20th April 1912
Bram Stoker was brutally killed by a vampire today, whilst trying to get to sleep.
Five minutes before his death, he was heard whispering, "One sheep. Two sheeps. Three sheepies? Two sheep. Three sheeps. Three sheps? Ships? Oh, sod it. I'll Count Dracula instead."
His body was found in the morning completely drained of blood.
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