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FUN FACTS ABOUT STAR WARS   Fun Fact Number 1: Star Wars is an epic space opera created by George-I-Ruined-Star-Wars-With-The-Prequels-Lucas.   There have been six films so far, the three original ones: Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, and Star Wars: The Return Of The Jedi.   And also the three prequels, number one, two and three. Yes, they have names, but whatever. Still trying to eradicate Jar Jar frigging Binks from my memory.   The story of Star Wars is a simple one, really.   A farm boy finds out he has secret magical powers the day he held aloft his magical sword and said, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL."   Oh, wait a minute. That's He-Man.   They should so make a decent movie of that show.   Star Wars: A young farm boy finds two droids, they escape, his Aunt and Uncle get killed, he gets groomed by a strange old man in a cloak, learns how to use the Force, and goes on an adventure...

FUN FACTS ABOUT HARRISON FORD Fun Fact Number 1: Harrison Ford was born a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. He grew up on the planet Corellia, somewhere on the outskirts of the Vulcan star system, under the rule of the Vorlon Empire. Actually, he was born on the 13th July 1942 in Chicago, Illinois. He was orphaned and kidnapped by the notorious pirate Jonny Depp, also known as Garris Shrike. Ford was not treated well, some would say tortured, and was forced into reading scripts written by George Lucas. After escaping from Jonny Depp, Harrison Ford entered the Imperial Academy at Carida. It's also known as Maine Township High School. Ford soon got kicked out for being too good at model railways, getting caught performing some Han Solo, and for protecting a Wookiee from being bullied by a neuronic whip. After that, the Wookiee emigrated to Earth and stomped around in the snow pretendin...