A Humorous History account of the life of Saint Patrick: The Patron Saint of Ireland
A Humorous History Account of the life of St Patrick: The Patron Saint of Ireland Every year on March 17th the world goes crazy for all things Irish. It's the date when we celebrate the anniversary of the death (in AD 461, or AD493, or AD492, or AD503, or 457, or, yeah, pick a date, it'll be as close as anyone else can guess) of the most Irish bloke of all time -- St Patrick, the Patron Saint of Ireland. However , St Patrick wasn't Irish. He was actually British. He didn't become Irish until he studied Riverdance under an apprenticeship with Michael Flatterlyfeet. And even then he had to learn to say, "To be sure, To be sure." St Patrick had something in common with Julius Caesar. Like Caesar, St Patrick was kidnapped by pirates. Real life Irish pirates. Irish Pirates kidnapped the young St Patrick, who was just called Patrick back then, and took him to Ireland and ens...