On This Day 11th January
On This Day In History for the 11th of January On This Day, 11th of January 347, Theodosius, also known as Theodosius the Great , or Cute-Squirrel-Lips by his Praetorian Guard, was born. Theodosius would become Emperor of the entire Roman Empire in 379 AD, the last Emperor to rule over the whole thing. Theodosius-Cute-Squirrel-Lips had a serious problem with the Goths and set about trying to eradicate them. Perhaps they reminded him of his own moody teenage years. Unfortunately, his reputation took a serious hit, along with his gonads, a war injury he would never recover from, as he wasn't successful in destroying them, or the other barbarians, or One Direction. Theodosius-Now-Speaks-In-High-Pitched-Voice had a problem, not only with his dangles, but also with pagan rituals. Mainly down to him not being able to perform some of them because of his now-deformed Julius Caesars. He banned a lot of the pagan rituals, i...