5 Fun Facts About Star Wars
FUN FACTS ABOUT STAR WARS Fun Fact Number 1: Star Wars is an epic space opera created by George-I-Ruined-Star-Wars-With-The-Prequels-Lucas. There have been six films so far, the three original ones: Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, and Star Wars: The Return Of The Jedi. And also the three prequels, number one, two and three. Yes, they have names, but whatever. Still trying to eradicate Jar Jar frigging Binks from my memory. The story of Star Wars is a simple one, really. A farm boy finds out he has secret magical powers the day he held aloft his magical sword and said, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL." Oh, wait a minute. That's He-Man. They should so make a decent movie of that show. Star Wars: A young farm boy finds two droids, they escape, his Aunt and Uncle get killed, he gets groomed by a strange old man in a cloak, learns how to use the Force, and goes on an adventure...