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The Owl and the Pussycat

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat. They took some honey, and plenty of .... Oh my god, there's a shark in the water, get out of there! Row for your lives! Oh, no, too late. It's a bloodbath! I can't watch. It's horrific. Kids, turn away. Don't look, there's feathers and fur everywhere. And a kitty tail bobbing on the waves. The Owl and the Pussycat died at sea eaten by a bright-blue Shark. They'll be remembered, despite being dismembered, by that hungry bright-blue Shark.

Two little birds

Two little birds sitting on a wall One named Peter, one named Paul. Fly away Peter, fly away Paul. Bang! Bang! Bang-Bang! Bang-Bang-Bang! Uh-oh, I don't think they're coming back.