Thursday, 6 March 2014

The Owl and the Pussycat

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
in a beautiful pea-green boat.
They took some honey, and plenty of ....
Oh my god, there's a shark in the water,
get out of there! Row for your lives!

Oh, no, too late. It's a bloodbath!
I can't watch. It's horrific.
Kids, turn away. Don't look,
there's feathers and fur everywhere.
And a kitty tail bobbing on the waves.

The Owl and the Pussycat died at sea
eaten by a bright-blue Shark.
They'll be remembered,
despite being dismembered,
by that hungry bright-blue Shark.


Linnea said...

Well now you've just spoiled that poem forever :)

Cathleen Townsend said...

Cute parody :)