ALSO IN THE NEWS: CHURCH ANGRY AT GERMAN MEN TAKING THE PISS
Ulm Minster, in Germany, which has the world's largest church tower, is having a problem with men spending a penny on the church.
The urine is destroying the stone base and the fear is that the church may collapse in the future if men continue to syphon the python on the structure.
As a punishment for blokes taking a leak the Pee-Police have doubled the fine for those caught to 100 euros.
However it seems to have made little difference.
Michael Hilbert, head of the department that maintains the building, and a semi-professional peepeeping Tom, said, "I've been keeping an eye on it for half a year now and, once again, it's coated with urine and vomit."
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