Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts

Saturday, 18 April 2015

5 Fun Facts About Star Wars

FUN FACTS ABOUT STAR WARS
 
Fun Fact Number 1: Star Wars is an epic space opera created by George-I-Ruined-Star-Wars-With-The-Prequels-Lucas.
 
There have been six films so far, the three original ones: Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, and Star Wars: The Return Of The Jedi.
 
And also the three prequels, number one, two and three. Yes, they have names, but whatever. Still trying to eradicate Jar Jar frigging Binks from my memory.
 
The story of Star Wars is a simple one, really.
 
A farm boy finds out he has secret magical powers the day he held aloft his magical sword and said, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL."
 
Oh, wait a minute. That's He-Man.
 
They should so make a decent movie of that show.
 
Star Wars: A young farm boy finds two droids, they escape, his Aunt and Uncle get killed, he gets groomed by a strange old man in a cloak, learns how to use the Force, and goes on an adventure to save the galaxy from the evil forces of Skeletor, Mwahahahaha.
 
Oops, went back to He-Man for a moment.
 
A farm boy, called Luke Skywalker, saves the galaxy from the evil Emperor, and kisses his sister along the way. What a sicko.
 
Fun Fact Number 2: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
 
How many have that opening soundtrack playing in your head right now?
 
The original soundtrack was created by John Williams and performed by the London Symphony Orchestra, with John Williams conducting it himself.
 
It really is an awesome soundtrack and was nominated for an Academy Award three times, for all three of the original movies.
 
It won Best Original Soundtrack for Star Wars: A New Hope, the first of the three films.
 
It also won a Golden Globe Award for Best Original Score, a BAFTA for Best Film Music, Grammy Award for Best Score Soundtrack for Visual Media, Grammy for Best Instrumental Composition, and a few others, including AFI's Greatest American Movie Score Of All Time.
 
All together, the Star Wars movies (yes, all six of them) have been nominated 25 times for an OSCAR, and won 10 times.
 
Fun Fact Number 3: The Star Wars movies have award winning sound effects as well.
 
The sound of the TIE Fighter engines in the original Star Wars movies was created by mixing the sound of a car driving over a wet pavement with an elephant call.
 
Just don't ask what they were doing to that elephant to make it sound like that. Rumours it involved a long stick and a hedgehog are untrue. Perhaps. 
 
The Pew-Pew sounds of the blasters were not made from real laser pistol blasters.
 
Ben Britt, the sound designer, thumped the living daylights out of a guide-wire with a hammer, and recorded the sounds on an old fashioned tape-recorder. It was that easy.
 
Almost as simple as how they created the opening of the doors on the Starship Enterprise. It's the sound of paper being pulled from an envelope.
 
And that sound you hear every now and again through the Star Wars prequel movies: it's George Lucas grinning at how much money he's making out of his own random and twisted dreams.
 
Fun Fact Number 4: "I have a bad feeling about this," is a phrase said in every Star Wars movie.
 
It's basically a running gag, and the amount of times everyone said it leading up to the screening of A Phantom Menace was extraordinary.
 
Did you spot it in the new film? It did make an appearance.
 
Fun Fact Number 5: Yoda was originally going to be played by a monkey.
 
The idea was to dress a monkey in the garb of a Jedi, duct tape a cane to its hand and then have it eat a banana and make funny faces.
 
Luckily, someone with more sense than George Lucas told him he had a very bad feeling.
 
This means Yoda's planet of origin wasn't the Planet of The Apes.
 
In fact, we have no idea where he came from.
 
His species and planet of origin are never identified in any of the movies.
 
And, talking about little monkeys, did you know, the word "Ewok" is never spoken in any of the six original films.
 
It is written in the end credits of Return Of The Jedi, but no one utters that famous line, "No, I actually do have an Ewok in my trousers."

Bonus Round:
1. The Ewok language is a mix of Tibetan and Nepalese.
2. E.T. The Extra Terrestrial made an appearance in The Phantom Menace.
3. The actor who played Darth Vader, David Prowse, is banned from conventions as George Lucas finds him annoying.
4. Steven Spielberg earns a percentage of the Star Wars films because he won a bet with George Lucas.
5. Ewan McGregor got so carried away filming his lightsaber scenes, he made the whooshing and humming sounds himself, which then had to be removed in post-production.

Also Check Out Other Star Wars Fun Facts:
 
 
Extra Bonus Round
 
On February 3rd, 1970, the one, the only, Warwick Davis was born.
 
Who?
 
Oh, come on, you know him. He's the guy who plays Tyrion Lannister in Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi.
 
He was the cuddly, little teddy bear who had a hard time opposite Harrison Ford. Apparently Ford kept tickling his belly to see if Warwick would crap out any gold.
 
Fun Fact
Warwick Davis is well known as being The Ewok
in Return of the Jedi.
But, he also played the walk-in shots of Yoda
in The Phantom Menace.
 
Of course, most will know Warwick as the only one who could act in Willow. He played the hero, a reluctant farmer, as most are, who had to protect a special baby, played by an actual adult clone of Tom Cruise, that is being hunted by a tyrannical queen, based on the real life tyrannical queen, George Lucas.

Thursday, 16 April 2015

5 Fun Facts About Harrison Ford


FUN FACTS ABOUT HARRISON FORD

Fun Fact Number 1: Harrison Ford was born a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

He grew up on the planet Corellia, somewhere on the outskirts of the Vulcan star system, under the rule of the Vorlon Empire.

Actually, he was born on the 13th July 1942 in Chicago, Illinois.

He was orphaned and kidnapped by the notorious pirate Jonny Depp, also known as Garris Shrike. Ford was not treated well, some would say tortured, and was forced into reading scripts written by George Lucas.

After escaping from Jonny Depp, Harrison Ford entered the Imperial Academy at Carida. It's also known as Maine Township High School.

Ford soon got kicked out for being too good at model railways, getting caught performing some Han Solo, and for protecting a Wookiee from being bullied by a neuronic whip.

After that, the Wookiee emigrated to Earth and stomped around in the snow pretending to be a Yeti, before auditioning on America's got talent playing an organ made out of Jar Jar Binks' skull.
 
Harrison Ford went on to study English and Philosophy at Ripon College in Wisconsin before becoming a carpenter.

Fun Fact Number 2: Harrison Ford only got paid $10,000 for his first outing as Han Solo.

Yes, Harrison Ford got a pittance of 10K for starring in episode one of the original Star Wars movie, Star Wars: A New Hope.

There are some saying, "Hang on, $10,000 is a lot of money."

And you would be right. But considering how much Mark Hamill got paid for the same movie, it was almost nothing.


Back then he was mainly a carpenter and not a proper actor, so to speak. 

Harrison Ford had previously earned $500 a week in American Graffiti, but went back to carpentry when other parts failed to materialise.

To supplement his income, he read Han Solo's lines during the auditions for Star Wars: A New Hope.

George Lucas, a highly trained alien-monkey assassin, and the creator of Star Wars, and the destroyer of all our dreams when he made those frigging prequels, liked him so much that he spanked Ford's butt with his Hobbit hand, and hired him for the role of a lifetime -- Hedgehog-Butt cleaner.

And then Han Solo.

Ford may only have been paid a pauper's wage for the first Star Wars, but he did get a pay rise for the second movie.

For The Empire Strikes Back, he earned $100,000.
 
This jumped to $500,000 for the Return Of The Jedi.

His only requirement for returning in the latest instalment of the Star Wars franchise, was that George Lucas throw himself into the fiery pits of Mordor after disposing of the One Ring.

And that Mickey Mouse gets to do a cameo as a Jedi.

Fun Fact Number 3: Harrison Ford has a scar on his chin.

He told a Working Girl that he obtained the scar in a knife fight, although he did admit, after emerging from Carbonite, that he knocked his chin after fainting on a toilet whilst he got his ear pierced.

Something he repeated at the age of 55 when he noticed Darth Vader sporting one, and thought it looked cool.

And he was too Kool of Skool. Coincidently, Han Solo has an identical scar, yet he got his when he lost control of his car as he tried to buckle up.

Fun Fact Number 4: Harrison Ford reprised his most famous role as Indiana Jones in the 2008 movie Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.

And everyone was pretty excited.

Then we found out George-I-Know-How-To-Ruin-A-Movie-Lucas was going to write the story. And we knew, we just knew, he was going to do something completely stupid.

As it happens, the end scene in Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull [spoiler alert] was inspired by his own experience as a monkey-alien, and he wanted to let everyone know that he exists on another planet from the rest of us. One in which his stories are fun and original, not stupidly insane, or just annoying.

It didn't really matter how bad the script, the direction, or the ending was for the last Indiana Jones movie, it made a killing at the box office.

His latest stint as Indiana Jones earned Harrison Ford around $60million.

Not a bad chunk of change compared to the first of the Star Wars movies where he only earned $10,000.
 

Fun Fact Number 5: Han shot first.

Wait, nope, Greedo shot first.

In the Cantina scene in the first Star Wars movie, George-Gotta-Ruin-It-Again-This-Time-In-A-Special-Edition, insists he redid the gun fight to clear up any misconceptions fans may have had for the last 30 years about whether Han or Greedo fired the first shot.

In the original, it looks like Han fired first.

And everyone believed that until George-Should-Go-Live-In-A-Jungle decided to remake the famous scene. This time George changed it so no one would be in any doubt that it wasn't Han, but Greedo, who shot John F. Kennedy on the Grassy Knoll.